The kids were playing with playdough and I was going through pictures saying them and the student would say the beginning sound. Out of nowhere one student says, "My cousin Marcos is gonna grow up to be a scientist so he can turn hisself into a dog."
At the end of the day all the kids were lined up. One little boy was at the front and he and some of the other kids go into the classroom next to ours. He said he needed to hide his candy. I asked him why and he said, "Cuz theres a teacher in there that always tries to eat it."
A little boy said to another, "I like your shirt. It looks like pieces of hotdog"
It was Valentines day and the students had all their valentines and candies on their desk. One little boy said, "This is the best day of my life"
Doing a Presidents Day weekly reader Mrs. Swinny asked students to look at the words on top of the page. They said, "Our country is the United States" Mrs. Swinney read, "Our COuntry is the" and paused so students could guess. One student said, "BEST" while everyone else said
When the kids were getting their coats on for recess, one little boy was stuck in his sweatshirt above his head and his arms all tangled. He said,"Um, I'm having some trouble. "
Looking at another students book, that had a rocking horse on the front, a little boy said,"Oh look, it's a porny" I told him it was poNy, there is no R in pony."
We were looking at a Presidents Day book about George Washington and Abe Lincoln. (It was a coloring book, so none of the pictures were colored) We came to a page that had a slave with a flag behind him. Before we said anything, one of the students yelled out,"It's Barack Obama holding the Flag!"
I wore my glasses and the kids all said I looked different. We were in line and one boy asked my why I wear glasses. I told him because I can't see so well without them. He then proceeded toyell, "You're Blind?!"
I was helping a little boy find a page in his book so I was leaning over his desk. After a moment, he says,"You're breathing like Darth Vader"
Going over the vocabulary word, "Anonymous" Mrs. Swinney used it in a sentence. "Brianna received a Valentine from someone she didn't know. THe sender was anonymous" A little girl looked at her with this horrified look on her face like she was scared for her safety. The kids didn't know what anonymous meant yet.
One little boy was telling me that he makes fun of his cousin because she likes boys. I told him he would like girls someday. He looked at me and said all calm, "It's just my time to make fun of her"
I love kids!